
It’s that time of year again folks, that’s right! St. Patty’s Day! I know what all of you are thinking, it’s time for your favorite beverage of St. Patty’s day, nope not green beer or that corned beef and cabbage smoothie, its time for the
Shamrock Shake from the charming people over at
McDonalds! Who doesn’t love frozen toothpaste or mint chocolate chip ice cream subtract the chocolate chips? Well in years passed I have been a huge fan of the
Shamrock Shake but this year the good old folks over at
McDonalds are killing me with the brand new Milk Shake design. If you have not been to your neighborhood
McDonalds in a while (good for you because you are not going to die any time soon from mass amounts of fat and calories. But you are still going to die!) but for the fat ones like my self who have been to
McDonalds we have been disappointed by the shakes. Now to make the new shakes fancy (because when we all think of
McDonaldswe thing class) they put it in a smaller clear cup, and top all the shakes with whipped cream and a cherry. First off it’s a milk shake do we really need more fat? Also why make

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it smaller I use to go to McDonalds for a massive shake in the summer months that would take me seven hours to drink because it was just soft served ice cream in a cup. When I ordered a large I got a large not a cheesy little McCafe (that will be another rant, them calling it McCafe) cup. So lets just say this year I was not happy with the size (yes size matters in milk shakes BUT NO WHERE ELSE) and with the minty-ness, it seems a little less green and a little less like I am sucking on the busness end of frozen toothpaste. In fact, in years passed I use to use the Shamrock Shake for tooth paste. It just seems a little disappointing to my Irish heritage that they are skimping on this and makes this the final year (I’m prob lying) that this tradition will happen in my life. Let alone it’s hard to find a shake at any McDonalds, every time I pull up to the speaker box and ask for a shake they are usually saying (in muffled voice) “I’m sorry the shake machine is broken would you like an apple pie” No an apple pie is hot….and gross….I want cold and gross….but yes ill take 4.
So that is my rant on the Shamrock Shake please comment if you think anything different or if you just want to yell at me for spelling or grammar or something stupid like that. I love reading those comments